var quotes = new Array;

quotes.push(""Don't drink and drive because you might spill it."");

quotes.push(""Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else."");

quotes.push(""To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."");

quotes.push(""To love someone and to have them never know the pain you feel when they just think of you as a friend is the worst pain imaginable."");

quotes.push(""It's ok to kiss a fool. It's ok to let a fool kiss you. But never let a kiss fool you."");

quotes.push(""Never cry over anyone who won't cry over you."");

quotes.push(""Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."");

quotes.push(""Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without."");

quotes.push(""That which does not kill you makes you stronger."");

quotes.push(""Drink apple juice because OJ will kill you."");

quotes.push("&quot;True friends stab you in the front.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Oscar Wilde");

quotes.push("&quot;Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Napoleon Bonaparte");

quotes.push("&quot;Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Batman");

quotes.push("&quot;Think for yourself, question authority.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Maynard James Keenan");

quotes.push("&quot;Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Jimi Hendrix");

quotes.push("&quot;When in doubt, tell the truth.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Mark Twain");

quotes.push("&quot;Andy, I'm getting up and you go down.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Abel");

quotes.push("&quot;Ladies, I'm single and I like to lick.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Jon");

quotes.push("&quot;Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Henry David Thoreau");

quotes.push("&quot;When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Mark Twain");

quotes.push("&quot;The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiousity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marevellous structure of reality.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Albert Einstein");

quotes.push("&quot;No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Eleanor Roosevelt");

quotes.push("&quot;Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Carl Gustav Jung");

quotes.push("&quot;The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Franklin D. Roosevelt");

quotes.push("&quot;We all dream; we do not understand our dreams, yet we act as if nothing strange goes on in our sleep minds, strange at least by comparison with the logical, purposeful doings of our minds when we are awake.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Erich Fromm&nbsp;<u>&#39;The Forgotten Language&#39;</u>");

quotes.push("&quot;In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary....come again.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Brick Top&nbsp;<i>&#39;Snatch&#39;</i>");

quotes.push("&quot;If the people we love are taken from us, the way they live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Sarah&nbsp;<i>&#39;The Crow&#39;</i>");

quotes.push("&quot;London. You know...fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins...London!&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Avi&nbsp;<i>&#39;Snatch&#39;</i>");

quotes.push("&quot;Don't ever let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Patrick&nbsp;<i>&#39;10 Things I Hate About You&#39;</i>");

quotes.push("&quot;Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Stewie&nbsp;<i>&#39;Family Guy&#39;</i>");

quotes.push("&quot;Priest and cannibals prehistoric animals<br>Everybody's happy as the dead come home<br>Big black nemesis parthenogenesis<br>No one move a muscle as the dead come home&quot;<br>-&nbsp;Shriekback&nbsp;<i>&#39;Nemesis&#39;</i>");

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